The frog and the princess
This guy was walking down the road and he found this frog and the frog said “Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess and I will be yours forever”. So he picked the frog up and put it in his pocket and walked off. Soon he came to his friend and said “Look what I found”. He took the frog out of his pocket and it said “Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess”. He put it back into his pocket and started to walk off. His friend said “Stop, why don’t you kiss it so it will turn into a beautiful princess?” The first guy said “I would rather have a talking frog…….”.
