Kids Jokes Clocks Time

Three legged donkey

Teacher: What do you call a three legged donkey?
Pupil: A wonkey.

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the fish Blush?

Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

Throw Up!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?

Stan
Stan who?

Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!

The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken

Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken!
Doctor: How long has this been going on?

Girl: About a year.
Doctor: Wow! Why didn’t you tell me sooner?

Girl: Because we needed the eggs!

Snakes favorite subject

Teacher: What’s a snakes favorite subject in class?
Pupil: Hissssstory.

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