Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?
Boy #2: That’s nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling…coming closer…closer…
Boy #1: Gosh! What’d she do?
Boy #2: She moved away from the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on him.
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Question: How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships?
Answer: With their eyes shut!
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Teacher: Why did the King go to the dentist?
Pupil: To get his teeth crowned.
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