Soccer Jokes For Kids
There was a boy who didn’t know the first three letters of the alphabet so his teacher said to him “go home and find out”.
So he went back home and said to his mum, “what are the first three letters of the alphabet?”His mum said “be quiet im talking to someone”, because she was on the phone.
Then he went to his sister and said, “what are the first three letters of the alphabet?” his sister said “oh yeah”.
So he went back to school the next day and the teacher said “what are the first three letters of the alphabet”, the boy said “be quiet im talking to someone.”
Then the teacher said do you want to be sent to the principals office, the boy said “oh yeah”.
Then the teacher said “who do you think you are”.
The boy said “superman!”
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It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.
The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, “Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?”
The youngster responds, proudly, “Ya, Santa brought it for me.”
The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicyle violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands it to him saying, “Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on it.”
Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says, “And did Santa bring you that horse?”
Humouring the youngster, the policeman answers, “Why, yes, he did.”
To which Johnny responds, “Well, next time you better tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top.”
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Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.
One boy said, “My father is better than your father.”
The other kid said, “Well, my mother is better than your mother.”
The first boy paused and then replied, “I guess you’re right.
My father says the same thing.”
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Two pieces of string meet one day in the park and while one goes on the slide the other goes on the swings. They’re having a great time until one string decides to go on the roundabout.
After a while, the string feels really dizzy and falls off, scraping across the tarmac and making as tangled mess of one end and falling in a heap. The second string looked at him and sighed “you’re not very good on that roundabout are you?”
The first string looked at himself and said “I’m a frayed knot”.
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A blonde and a brunette went to the top floor of a really tall building. They jumped out of the window at the same time!!! Which one hit the ground first??
The BRUNETTE because the BLONDE had to ask for directions!!!! LOL
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