Kid Jokes http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:15:05 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Stupid Elephant Jokes How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter! #cat#Kid Soccer Joke#/cat# http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/204/stupid-elephant-jokes/ Knock Knock Biggish Knock Knock Who's there? Biggish Biggish who? No Thank you! #cat#Kid Sports Joke#/cat# http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/203/knock-knock-biggish-2/ One-Upmanship A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!" Little girl says, "Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!" Little boy says, "So, my dad's a doctor!" Little ... http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/202/one-upmanship-3/ Same Size Question: Were you long in the hospital? Answer: No, I was the same size that I am now! #cat#Kid Sports Joke#/cat# http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/201/same-size/ Witch What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch! #cat#Kid Jokes#/cat# http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/200/witch/ EMO=COA howcome emo kids wear horn rimmed glasses? cuz they're stupid. howcome no one goes to emo shows any more? cuz they're stupid. EMO=COA. #cat#Emo Kid Jokes#/cat# http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/199/emocoa/ Summer Cold Question: How do you prevent a Summer cold? Answer: Catch it in the Winter! #cat#Jokes For Kids#/cat# http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/198/summer-cold/ The beach How did the sand get wet? The sea weed! #cat#Kid Soccer Joke#/cat# http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/197/the-beach/ Snail talk Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back? A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #cat#Kid Soccer Joke#/cat# http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/196/snail-talk/ Answer This Question One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How ... http://kid.allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/195/answer-this-question/